jamarcus russell's press conference: live blog style: or something

im following it on the tiger rant, as yall know i aint got no 'geauxzone powered by usagancies' connection or some shit.
so the presser started 27 minutes ago and no announcement.
wtf? ok make that 30 minutes.
wtf? is he even there?
ok now we've got streaming video.
dude, seriously, worst organized press coference ever!!!111!!
maybe they meant 4 pm mountain time??
4 pm oakland raiders time??
uhhhhhhh...
heh, a poster on tiger rant suggests there is a delay because miles is trying to convince jamarcus to be the first ever playing offensive coordinator
4:40 on my watch phone
teh bossman would kick my ass if he could see that im here on work time watching this thing.
while we're waiting, let me be the first to say CTFO(chill the fuck out) about all this perrilloux warrant/rumor stuff.
i bet matt flynn is watching this presser with the same anticipation as we are.
ohh shit. 4:41 and jamarcus is here. its time.
jamarcus and his mom walk in.
some random dude opens a door.
jamarcus takes a seat at the press table.
fuck! why arent my headphones working?
this is going to require some hardcore sleuthness if i want to listen in.
jamarcus thanks les and nicky and jimbo.
speak up les, i cant hear you.
ok yea i could crank up the volume but im here at the nine-to-five
whoa whhat did he just say?
speak up j-rus i cant here you.
damnit now my computer is crapping out.
some dude just asked him a question
damnit, im lost, the video isnt working but the audio is, i think les is talking.
ok, aftter all this quiet rambling still no word on the decision, but by the suit and the bling, i'd say he's going pro.
everyone started laughing.
a dude asks him to talk about his career at lsu.
i wish i knew wtf was going on
ok, ao-hell, worst time to notify me that 'i got mail.'
someone just asked him about pros and cons or something
ok its official i cant hear shit.
judging by how long its taking to load up, id say that tiger rant is pretty busy.
woaah. les just appeared out of nowhere.
i think were getting close to the end and i still dont know wtf he is going to do.
les just said the words "his agent" so i guess he's gone.
my volume is officialy on full blast and i still cant hear shit.
i know, i know. worst live blog. ever.
on the bright side, its 4:55 so im done in 5 minutes. fuck yea. waiting for this thing to start sure made the time fly by.
ok, its official, he has declared for the draft.

thanks for the memories kid. good luck in "the league" and god bless. geaux tigers!


and my ladies and gents. i. am. out.




"I'd like to thank the fans - the 92,000 out there every week. I called this conference today to let everybody know that I will be entering the 2007 NFL draft."--JaMarcus Russell, LSU Tiger.