top 5 or some shit

1 Ohio st.- book your tickets to arizona, fuckeye fans.

2 Michigan- maybe this will make les happy. but anyway, i think they'll lose to ohio state in what may be the biggest game of this rivalry ever.

3 west virginia- despite all these claims that they havent played anyone, they beat the shit out of their opponents, which is more than can be said about our number 4 team. (i think louisville might beat wess virginny, so stay tuned)

4 southern cal- i hope jon david michael paul william carlos booty is as good as his brother josh!! hahahahahahah!!! anyway, if the trojans were an nfl team(no espn, its not going to happen, chill out) their record would be impressive cause they keep winning, and in the pros ugly wins dont matter. but in college ball, where style points rule, the trojans are lagging behind.(i think notre dame might beat them)

5 louisville- if they do indeed beat west virginia, and one of these two "contenders" goes undefeated, get ready for 2003 all over again. the thing louisville has that west va. doesn't is a nasty defense.


if my predictions hold up, then the likes of texas, notre dame, auburn and all those queers are patiently waiting to pounce. advice: DONT FUCKEN LOSE AT HOME TO ARKANSAS DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL