alright, alright you got me

so i guess i shall delve into the action as its that time where we all reveal our top 10's and what not, but i just decided i'd go game by game and show you how we'll win the national championship. (anyone who holds me to these predictions can go play in 5 o'clock traffic...unless of course we do win 'em all, you can call espn and tell them how i predicted all of it and they'll send over mtv outcast chris connelly to do some emotional piece on how i just wanted lsu to win another national championship)

quick preview: im actually fretting arizona, fresno state, and arkansas more then aub, fla and tenn. particularly fresno. pat hill is as good a coach as there is in college football. arizona coach mike stoops remembers how we pulled his brothers pants down on national tv, and houston "nut" nutt will have those horned pig/hog things from arkansas ready to go, i swear those dad-gum razorbacks are a thorn in the side. but yea as for the bigger games, i think we can shock a lot of people. our secondary is f**cking good. can we stop the run? going to play in all these harsh environments is only going to make the boys play better.if it doesnt then its down to the man in the white hat. lets drink a lot of beer and wait and see...

9/2 LSU 38-10 UL-L
9/9 LSU 27-14 Arizona
9/16 LSU 24-21 Auburn
9/23 LSU 41-14 Tulane
9/30 LSU 27-7 Miss. St.
10/7 LSU 21-20 Florida
10/14 LSU 45-7 Kentucky
10/21 LSU 24-14 Fresno St.
11/4 LSU 17-14 Tennessee
11/11 LSU 27-10 Alabama
11/18 LSU 28-10 Ole Miss
11/25 LSU 21-13 Arkansas
12/2 LSU 24-21 Florida
1/8 LSU 27- 20 Southern Cal

if your still with me here and your pants aren't wet from laughing, i had a tough time guessing who else will be in the championship game. my gut tells me ohio state, but texas, sc, notre dame, all those other contenders are in there so i went with sc so they(including espn) can shut the fuck up, realize bush, leinart,white,etc. are gone forever, its all over, get over it, and finally all these AP national championship goats can go stand in front of a train in sorrow that there unbelievable, unmatchable, unprecedented streak of 1 and a half national championships was, well, really in the past.way to go texas.good shit, vince young. i got pissed last night watching sporscenter because their logo is "SC" its SOOOOO GAAAAAAYYY. not even NEfuckingBRASKA or the ole ball coach from gainesville gave espn wood like these so-cal guys do.not even the chicago bulls. if your still with me, here's a bonus prize: the tallest kid in the little league world series whos probably really 23.

gayest line on espn ever from last night's sportscenter:

some anchor fag:" and who better to break down the performance of a usc guy then our very own usc guy, sean salisbury.."
ps. if we play ohio state, final score= LSU 31-28Ohio State


this visor ain't had shit on espn's girlfriend